False disqualifiers are powerful for attraction but can seem complicated.

Don’t let that scare you.

They’re just funny reasons why it could never work between you and her.

Plus, she LOVES it when you say stuff like this. Promise.

Here’s an easy way to do it:

Start talking about an “X or Y” topic. Tell her which one you like and why (make it a funny reason), then ask her which one she likes.

I like Starsky and Hutch (famous examples are almost always more interesting to a chick than banal shit). If she agrees:

Tell her stop agreeing with you on everything “just to make you like her.. it’s not going to work.”

If she disagrees with you, playfully argue about it for a second and tell her, “You know I was really enjoying talking to you…it’s too bad we’re obviously never going to get along.”

She’ll slap your arm, then hope you ask for her phone number.